musiqua

hell

// Dezember 29th, 2007 // No Comments » // Leben

hell is other people.

L’enfer, c’est les autres.

Sartre

hope

// Dezember 21st, 2007 // No Comments » // Leben

“Where there’s life, there’s hope,” I always say, and then study the faces of my audience to see how quixotic/creepy I am coming across. After all, it occurred to me one day, years after I first smoked pot just outside of Miami, that Rome wasn’t built in a day. It took many days to build Rome. And ever since, I have been deeply heartened by this analogy, for if our love is Rome then yes, it will take time to build and no, neither of us can escape it. No matter where we stray or what our (her) instincts or preferences or circumstances might dictate, inevitably, all roads, etc.

Said the Gramophone: His Many Voices (eins der besten musikblogs outthere imho)

Al Green – Let’s stay together

// Dezember 20th, 2007 // No Comments » // Musik, Baby!

A perfect song to kiss and get kissed to.

Weihnachtsblues ahead

// Dezember 18th, 2007 // No Comments » // Leben

Ich fühle eine Pathoswelle auf dieses Blog zuschwappen.

steven wright

// Dezember 12th, 2007 // No Comments » // Leben

If I melt dry ice can I swim without getting wet?

Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.

I have an existential map. It has ‘You are here’ written all over it.

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near the place.

It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to paint it.

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.

There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

What’s another word for Thesaurus?

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good?’ I said ‘No, I made a few mistakes.’

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I intend to live forever – so far, so good.

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.

I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?

steven wright

(Und in Deutschland gibt es Leute, die sowas wie Mario Barth für lustig halten..)

Boston Legal

// Dezember 5th, 2007 // No Comments » // Bewegte Bilder

bostonlegalbostonlegalbostonlegal. Ich werde nicht müde, es zu sagen: Boston Legal gehört zum besten was man zur Zeit im TV sehen kann. Im deutschen TV ist es gar _das_ Beste. handsdown etc etc

“You’re very kind, sir.” muahahaha

Saublöd

// Dezember 5th, 2007 // No Comments » // netznetz

Dittsche und seine Mediamarktwerbungsrechtfertigung

(hehe, sehr wahr)

us-geo

// Dezember 3rd, 2007 // No Comments » // netznetz

Geographiestunde in einer us-amerikanischen öffentlichen Schule

rofl